His offering of a round does prompt a laugh, mostly at the turn of phrase. "I don't think I've ever heard someone refer to it as 'the splits.'" Nevertheless, she picks up her glass to take another sip of her drink. "I think I'd pull something if I tried to do it now though. That's the real way you know I'm 35."

It's an obviously joking reference, and she keeps her glass in hand, looking thoughtful. "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo."