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hawk_shot: by piffles (snorting)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-11-12 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, yeah, I'm not going to argue that point.

Thankfully. I would feel like SHIT now if I had been even worse than I was.
hawk_shot: (all smiles)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-11-13 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I saw Bruce with her on the streets the other day. I didn't want to interrupt.

...
How was my mom when she was younger?
Aside from someone who apparently dressed as the condom fairy.
hawk_shot: by sousaphone (lovely)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-11-13 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Wait a minute, they're not official yet???

Who met the british badass dude and instantly became BFFs?
hawk_shot: by sousaphone (hair down)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-11-13 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Has he ever come to you asking for relationship advice?
Have you taught him to shave yet, Alfred?

Wish mom had told me more about you, from that side of things. I feel like she never tells me anything... Personal. The stuff that matters.
hawk_shot: by sousaphone (le sigh)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-11-13 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
About Selina or did he have a girlfriend before her?
That's so adorable.

What's so hard about telling me about a super close friend? Specially as she spent the last year and a half bringing this super annoying guy home who took the libery of calling himself my step-dad.
...
Now I know he wasn't a bad guy, but Jack was annoying as hell.
hawk_shot: by hypoplasias (discussing like adults)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-11-13 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Has he taken her on a real date yet?

Are all your memories together about dirty costumes? Because unless that's the case, it makes zero sense to me.

That would be an understatement.
The guy would bring me flowers or tell me about how he got a book about parenting. It was so cringey.
hawk_shot: by sousaphone (ok but you're still wrong)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-11-13 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, how do you handle how adorable they are??

... That's different.

Maybe. But he was trying a little too hard.
hawk_shot: by sousaphone (pretending I cant hear you)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-11-13 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. But still the cutest thing ever.

... Because... I don't know, it's just weird to know about every thing your daughter does, isn't it?
But she... Now I understand why she wouldn't talke about things. She's probably ashamed of herself.

Probably. But he skipped a bullet with mom. Literally.
hawk_shot: by sousaphone (please be kidding)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-11-15 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
You suppose? C'mon!

Well, yeah! But it's still different.
I'm not saying that that involves you!

But it's true. Alfred, she framed him.
hawk_shot: by sousaphone (time to get serious)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-11-15 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Because parents are supposed to be like cautionary tales.
Of course I don't want all the details. But it's unfair that she knows so much about my life while I realize I've been raised by a stranger.

How??

Yeah, well, you can blame her for that.
hawk_shot: by piffles (lectured)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-11-15 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sure she would have gladly told me all about how she was working by the freaking kinping or how she'd rather kill a man than giving me a freaking clue of what she was actually doing.
Because that's it, our money is dirty and there's blood on it because of her!
I'm sure she would have told me, same as she told me all about her friend the british guy.


[Kate types fast and sends it without thinking.

But a different sort of regret reaches her first, one that sounds like the Riddler when he points out that no, she's not perfect or fully a hero. Not as good as she pretends to be.

Because yes, she's sheltered and yes, that money is stained with blood.]
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hawk_shot: by lulumae (pineapple on pizza??)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2024-11-15 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Because my father is dead and he didn't get a chance to choose, did he??

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