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A hatefuck?

Damn, Alfred...

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No, just a fuck.
But unfortunately she's also a nutter.

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What kinda crazy are we talking?
Crazy eyes, knife on mouth kinda crazy?
Or stalkery crazy?

Honestly, it could go both ways with you.

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Thankfully none of those but she is the type to cause a scene and I can't have that, time to carefully get to the other side of the room.

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Yeah, better safe than sorry.

Unless you want me to bring you a disguise?

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I should be fine although now I'm curious what disguise you would bring. A huge moustache maybe?

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A collectio of moustaches. Of course I'd give you a choice!
Maybe a beard.
Definitely a wig.

I think you'd make a great blond, Alfie.

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Bollocks I would, I think you just want to make me look ridiculous.

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Of course you would!

I can't believe you'd doubt me like that!

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It's not about doubting you, it's more knowing you all too well.

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You know that you should suspect me?
That's so rude, Alfred.

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More like I know what you find funny.

PS: I think I've lost her by hiding behind an older woman's huge hat.

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Fine.
So what if I find humor at work?
It doesn't always need to be so boring.

Also, smart move.
But be careful about the old lady.
If you stick to close she might think that you want a Sugar Momma.

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I think it's a positive trait.
I had a friend, Spanish, he used to say that life is either a comedy or tragedy and it's up to you to choose which one.

I don't even think she knows I'm here, this hat is huge.

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I think I like your friend already.
So, what did you choose?

Bet you make a great hat accesory.
Shame she doesn't even know it.

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He's dead now.
Comedy.

I'm a little surprised she could fit through the door with it.

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... Oh. Shit, I'm sorry, Alfred.
With some Brit humor.

Maybe other guys hid behind it and helped without telling her.

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It's all right.
Exactly.

Maybe. Either way I'm almost out and then I can bring you that tart.

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Was it a long time ago?
So, dry and kinda weird.

Do you want dinner?
I can order something.

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It doesn't seem long. He died when we were in the service.
Correct.

I could eat.
What were you thinking?

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I know what you did. With my dad, it feels like a lifetime ago, but not that long ago at the same time.
Would you describe yourself like that too?

how do you feel about pizza?

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Yes, it feels like that.
Well I wouldn't call myself weird.

That depends, what type of toppings were you thinking about?

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It gets a little easier to handle with time.
You're telling me you never did a silly walk?

Well, since you're having a hard day of work, I was thiking that you've earned picking them tonight.

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No offence Kate, but I don't think that's true. Not when you've carried your dead mate on your back for miles only to bury him in the ground.
Not all British people are like Monty Python.

All right, how does a meat lovers special sound?

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Oh.
I guess not. that's some heavy shit right there.
Hmmmmm debatable.

Meat lovers special is one of my favorites.
And Lucky's.