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[doesntsing]

It does have to simmer for a while and we’ll need something to do while we wait. There are a lot of hard surfaces in the kitchen.

[flippin_peachy]

The counters won't be the only hard things in the kitchen.

[doesntsing]

That joke is so bad, I love it.

[flippin_peachy]

Hey I'm not the comedian here but I'm trying.

So who else are you inviting to this party?

[doesntsing]

Our friends, I guess? Would that be them picking a side? My parents?

[flippin_peachy]

Do you and him still have a lot of mutual friends?

[doesntsing]

Some, yes. Couples make friends and then it almost seems like they have to choose in the divorce as well.

[flippin_peachy]

I never knew that, are you the only one in your group that is divorced?

[doesntsing]

Of our close friends, yes. I don’t expect anyone to take a side.

[flippin_peachy]

Does that ever cause any tension? Or make people treat you differently?

[doesntsing]

I haven’t noticed much negativity towards me, since fortunately I wasn’t the idiot who cheated with my secretary.

[flippin_peachy]

That's good.
Still can't believe he did that, what an idiot.

[doesntsing]

Some men don’t realize how good they have it.

[flippin_peachy]

And you think having a party will help him realize that?

[doesntsing]

Well it’s not like I want him back. Plus, I think he already knows that he fucked up big time.

[flippin_peachy]

I would certainly hope being divorced made him realize that.

All right, I guess the most important question is what will you be wearing at this divorce party?

[doesntsing]

You’re right. That’s absolutely the most important question. It has to be sexy but still classy.

[flippin_peachy]

You're always classy, even when you're swearing like a sailor.

Maybe something tight and black?

[doesntsing]

Is that what you want to see me in?

[flippin_peachy]

I think you'd look very elegant and sexy in something like that.

[doesntsing]

I think you’re right.

Then after the party is over you can take that elegant, sexy dress off of me.

[flippin_peachy]

That's exactly my plan.

[doesntsing]

Excellent. Not that you need a party to take my dress off.

[flippin_peachy]

Of course not, but I like the idea of everyone seeing you look so beautiful but I'm the only one who gets to see what's underneath.

[doesntsing]

Aren't you lucky?