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[flippin_peachy]

Well then I was thinking perhaps a slow dance or two.
Unless you've got other ideas?

[doesntsing]

Well that sounds very sweet. I’d love to dance with you.

[ She was expecting something much dirtier. ]

Usually you hold someone pretty close when you do that.

[flippin_peachy]

Brilliant.

[Don't worry Midge, he'll get there.]

Of course, that's the best part of a slow dance.

[doesntsing]

So you want to put your arms around my waist?

[flippin_peachy]

Yes, very much so if you don't mind me saying.

[doesntsing]

I don’t. I’d like it if you put your arms around my waist.

I guess you’d have to pull me in pretty close, maybe even right up against you, huh?

[flippin_peachy]

Close enough so I can feel your heart beat against my chest.

[doesntsing]

Now that’s quite romantic of you, Alfred. And here I thought you were trying to be dirty with me.

[flippin_peachy]

Can't the two go hand in hand?

[doesntsing]

I suppose they can. You must be a romantic.

[flippin_peachy]

As opposed to what? A dirty bloke who is just trying to get into your knickers?

[doesntsing]

A lot of blokes are like that, Alfred.

[flippin_peachy]

Well I'm not.

[doesntsing]

That’s kind of refreshing.

Truth be told, I wouldn’t have minded if you’d talked dirty to me though.

[flippin_peachy]

[a small pause.]

How dirty?

[doesntsing]

I’m not easily offended.

[flippin_peachy]

There's a difference between not being easily offended and actually liking that sort of thing.

Sides, there's some words I use that even you laid back Americans seem to consider too dirty.

[doesntsing]

Maybe I do like it.

Like cunt?

[flippin_peachy]

Do you?

Yes, that and twat.

[doesntsing]

I do. Show me what you've got.

[flippin_peachy]

Show? Well that's rather forward of you, here I thought you wanted me to tell you....

But all right.

[doesntsing]

I do want you to tell me. Figure of speech. I chose poorly.

[flippin_peachy]

No no, too late.
I'm already on my way over.

[doesntsing]

Oh!

Uh.

Alright. You lucked out. I’m actually alone tonight.

Guess now you can tell me to my face.

[flippin_peachy]

Well that's lucky, isn't it?

Not that it would have stopped me, I just might have had to apologize later to your parents.

Show and tell.