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[doesntsing]

I’m torn between wanting to watch you punch him and not wanting bodily harm to come to the father of my children.

Yeah? I could whisper it in your ear.

Well, now I have to make my soup for you. Not because I’m trying to out do your mom, but because I want you to at least agree that mine is good.

[flippin_peachy]

I can promise to take it easy on him if you'd like.

I'd like that even more.

No one can out do my Mum. But sure, I'll happily let you cook for me. So long as you wear one of those cute aprons with nothing on underneath it.

[doesntsing]

Now who’s the saucy minx? That sounds like it could end up being very distracting.

[flippin_peachy]

Well it's a good thing that soup takes a while to cook, doesn't it?

[doesntsing]

It does have to simmer for a while and we’ll need something to do while we wait. There are a lot of hard surfaces in the kitchen.

[flippin_peachy]

The counters won't be the only hard things in the kitchen.

[doesntsing]

That joke is so bad, I love it.

[flippin_peachy]

Hey I'm not the comedian here but I'm trying.

So who else are you inviting to this party?

[doesntsing]

Our friends, I guess? Would that be them picking a side? My parents?

[flippin_peachy]

Do you and him still have a lot of mutual friends?

[doesntsing]

Some, yes. Couples make friends and then it almost seems like they have to choose in the divorce as well.

[flippin_peachy]

I never knew that, are you the only one in your group that is divorced?

[doesntsing]

Of our close friends, yes. I don’t expect anyone to take a side.

[flippin_peachy]

Does that ever cause any tension? Or make people treat you differently?

[doesntsing]

I haven’t noticed much negativity towards me, since fortunately I wasn’t the idiot who cheated with my secretary.

[flippin_peachy]

That's good.
Still can't believe he did that, what an idiot.

[doesntsing]

Some men don’t realize how good they have it.

[flippin_peachy]

And you think having a party will help him realize that?

[doesntsing]

Well it’s not like I want him back. Plus, I think he already knows that he fucked up big time.

[flippin_peachy]

I would certainly hope being divorced made him realize that.

All right, I guess the most important question is what will you be wearing at this divorce party?

[doesntsing]

You’re right. That’s absolutely the most important question. It has to be sexy but still classy.

[flippin_peachy]

You're always classy, even when you're swearing like a sailor.

Maybe something tight and black?

[doesntsing]

Is that what you want to see me in?

[flippin_peachy]

I think you'd look very elegant and sexy in something like that.

[doesntsing]

I think you’re right.

Then after the party is over you can take that elegant, sexy dress off of me.