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[flippin_peachy]

[He has to laugh at that idea.]

I think you'd be the only one but thank you.
I'm obviously not as good at taking pictures as you are.

[pagekaren]

But I would be an incredibly enthusiastic audience.
Don't sell yourself short. You look good.

[flippin_peachy]

And you look bloody alluring.
If I didn't have to be up at 6am tomorrow I would be headed over to help you scrub those hard to reach areas.

[pagekaren]

Now that's a hell of a compliment.
If you didn't have to be up at 6 AM tomorrow, I'd invite you over to help me scrub those hard to reach areas.
If it helps, I'm wearing a goopy green face mask. It wouldn't have been alluring from the other angle.
What's getting you up so early?

[flippin_peachy]

Oh I don't know about that, I bet the goopy green face mask would really bring out your eyes.

Work.
I have to pick someone up from the airport and make sure they get to where they're headed safely.

[pagekaren]

I appreciate your vote of confidence. However...

[She sends a selfie, somehow managing to convey a dubious look despite the green goop all over her face. Her hair is piled up on top of her head, and she's angled the shot to just be from her shoulders and above.]

Your usual someone, or are you moonlighting?

[flippin_peachy]

Well would you look at that, you've turned into a slime monster. What's the stuff supposed to do anyways?

[He saves that picture as well because she looks real cute.]

A friend of one of my usual clients.

[pagekaren]

The slime monster life is tough, but rewarding.
Deep hydration and skin nourishment. It helps make your skin soft and smooth.

It must be nice when you have a client you can vouch for.
Be careful. Let me know if you need anything.

[flippin_peachy]

Do you use it on the rest of your body or just the face?

It is, although sometimes it doesn't stop things from going tits up.
I will.

[pagekaren]

Just the face! I have a sugar scrub that I use elsewhere.
Face skin is delicate.
Do you want to try one?

Unfortunate, but true.
Good.

[flippin_peachy]

Sugar scrub? Is that just a name or is it actually sugar?
Uh, I'll pass.

[pagekaren]

There's sugar in it. As an exfoliator.
It feels amazing.

[flippin_peachy]

I bet it makes you taste extra sweet.

[pagekaren]

Have I told you that your ability to find something flirty to say is really charming?
Especially considering you have evidence that I turned into a slime monster.

[flippin_peachy]

Not lately but you make it pretty easy, even as a smile monster you're pretty adorable.

How's the bath feeling?

[pagekaren]

I think you might be a bit biased. But I'll take it.

Unreasonably nice. I should do this more often.

That should have said slime not smile, stupid phone

[flippin_peachy]

I agree except you should replace the gross Gatorade cocktail with something better and invite me.

i didn't even notice haha

[pagekaren]

What if I promise to invite you but not to replace the gatorum?

That's because you're awesome

[flippin_peachy]

Hrmmm I dunno, I guess I'll still come but might not kiss you as to avoid tasting the Gatorade.

i'll take it!

[pagekaren]

You say that and I just hear a challenge.