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[hawk_shot]

Hey, in my defense, I've been in enough meetings and posh events to be able to tell between that accent and yours.
Can I name them and identify the nuances between all the other accents your brits have? No way. But that I can tell.

You were ironing?
Ok.
Going somewhere special later?

[flippin_peachy]

Because you're a clever posh bird.

No, just making sure my dress shirts look crisp. My Dad taught me to always do them before hanging them up.

[hawk_shot]

I'm so not posh.

Yeah, that tracks.
You always look pretty classy.
So, not special plans then.

[flippin_peachy]

Are you kidding me? You grew up in a mansion with servants. You're posh.

Not really no, might go down to the pub.
You?

[hawk_shot]

We didn't have servants!
Just a maid... And a chef sometimes. But those are not *servants*.

I was planning to have a date with my shower and then some trash tv, but I'm open to change that plan.

[flippin_peachy]

You basically had people like my parents around.

A date with your shower hrm? Guess you've got one of those fancy shower heads...

You wanna join?

[hawk_shot]

...
Not once I moved on my own. Even before I came to the UK.

That's not what I meant but of course your dirty mind went straight there. Wouldn't you love to know that, Alfred?

Someone clearly needs to protect you from old, crazy exes.

[flippin_peachy]

Did you do that because you didn't want a maid or because you were afraid the other students would make fun of you?

You're the one who phrased it like that, not me.

Meet me at the Severed Arms.

[hawk_shot]

I wasn't afraid!
It's just... It was my dad'd place and, I don't know, it felt more like myself. I work hard, I don't need anyone buying my grades or a palce in a championship.

Well, I didn't mean it that way!

You got it.

[flippin_peachy]

All right, I was just teasing. Didn't mean to hit a sore spot.

[hawk_shot]

...

No, I know.
It's just... You know what it feels like when you don't think you fully belong in a place? Or with some people? But the whole world is set on reminding you that you do.

[flippin_peachy]

That's what it feels like for you?

[hawk_shot]

Sometimes.

[flippin_peachy]

Well you won't feel like that at the Severed Arms.
Trust me.

[hawk_shot]

I don't feel that way around you.

[flippin_peachy]

That's because I see through the posh bird to the bloody awful mess inside.

[hawk_shot]

LOL you're such a dick.

But...
Thank you.

[flippin_peachy]

You like it.
And you're welcome, now get on down here before I tell Daveboy you're all alone and that he should stop by to visit you in the shower.

[hawk_shot]

Oh, God, you had to go and ruin it by saying something totally creepy.

I'll see you in 10.

[flippin_peachy]

And here I thought you liked Daveboy! He'll be broken hearted.

See you soon, luv.