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for @hawk_shot (tfln cheater cheater continued)

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Oh.
Sorry.

Sorry, I just got this!! Also, thanks for moving us!!

[hawk_shot]

It's okay.
It feels like something out of some other lifetime.

I'm sorry I made you feel like I betrayed you.

No problem :)

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How long ago was this?

I'm sorry as well. I acted like an idiot.

💜

[hawk_shot]

Around three years ago.
I was younger and real stupid.

No, it's okay. I came out of the blue with this.
... Are we okay?

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I doubt that, you're a clever bird.

Yeah, we are.
Aren't we?

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Yeah, well, even clever chicks can fall for assholes and their bullshit.

Of course we are. I was worried you wouldn't be.

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Assholes like me.

It's fine, maybe Sykes had a point with her warning you about me.

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Ddi you manipulate her?

Oh God, Alfred, let it go.
You're not a bad guy, I know you. I thought I was calling you out on breaking her heart, never on being a mean spirited dick.

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No, course not.

Kind of hard to when there's a grain of truth to it, hanging around me tends to get people hurt.
...
I think I just threw up a little at the idea of me and Sykes together.

[hawk_shot]

Then trust me, you're nothing like that asshole.

You need to stop believing that, stop punishing yourself like that.
...
She's THAT bad, huh?

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....well hopefully I'm a lot better looking.

Sorry but that's easier said than done.

She's a sadistic lunatic so yeah, she's that bad.

[hawk_shot]

No question about it. Plus, you have the accent.

Would it help if I remind you?

I'll remember to punch her lights out next time.

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You a fan of it?

[a small pause.] You're already helping. Thanks, Kate.

Only if I'm there to watch.

[hawk_shot]

Who isn't?

Good. That's what buddies are for.

I'll keep her entertained, text you and wait for you to arrive.

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Posh people?

[yeah....buddies. Who check each other out and accidentally slip up and say they care about one another when they're upset....] You're good at cheering a bloke up, you know that?

Perfect.

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Thought you said I'm a posh bird.

[Hey, lots of friends cuddle or spoon each other, checking out their underwear while its off and also on.]

That's a deal then.

So, what were you up to before I dropped the Sykes bomb?

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You are, but you're also American so it's hard for you to tell the difference between low class British accents and upper.

I was doing some ironing.

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Hey, in my defense, I've been in enough meetings and posh events to be able to tell between that accent and yours.
Can I name them and identify the nuances between all the other accents your brits have? No way. But that I can tell.

You were ironing?
Ok.
Going somewhere special later?

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Because you're a clever posh bird.

No, just making sure my dress shirts look crisp. My Dad taught me to always do them before hanging them up.

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I'm so not posh.

Yeah, that tracks.
You always look pretty classy.
So, not special plans then.

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Are you kidding me? You grew up in a mansion with servants. You're posh.

Not really no, might go down to the pub.
You?

[hawk_shot]

We didn't have servants!
Just a maid... And a chef sometimes. But those are not *servants*.

I was planning to have a date with my shower and then some trash tv, but I'm open to change that plan.

[flippin_peachy]

You basically had people like my parents around.

A date with your shower hrm? Guess you've got one of those fancy shower heads...

You wanna join?

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...
Not once I moved on my own. Even before I came to the UK.

That's not what I meant but of course your dirty mind went straight there. Wouldn't you love to know that, Alfred?

Someone clearly needs to protect you from old, crazy exes.

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Did you do that because you didn't want a maid or because you were afraid the other students would make fun of you?

You're the one who phrased it like that, not me.

Meet me at the Severed Arms.