[A moment later Karen gets a text photo of him sitting shirtless at his kitchen table, gun parts spread out on it with a cup of tea nearby. He feels a little silly sending it but hopefully she likes it.]
[Karen smiles fondly when she sees the picture he sends back. The combination of the tea and the gun parts does seem very him. And it's not like it's a chore to look at him shirtless.]
Now that's a hell of a compliment. If you didn't have to be up at 6 AM tomorrow, I'd invite you over to help me scrub those hard to reach areas. If it helps, I'm wearing a goopy green face mask. It wouldn't have been alluring from the other angle. What's getting you up so early?
[She sends a selfie, somehow managing to convey a dubious look despite the green goop all over her face. Her hair is piled up on top of her head, and she's angled the shot to just be from her shoulders and above.]
Have I told you that your ability to find something flirty to say is really charming? Especially considering you have evidence that I turned into a slime monster.
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[A moment later Karen gets a text photo of him sitting shirtless at his kitchen table, gun parts spread out on it with a cup of tea nearby. He feels a little silly sending it but hopefully she likes it.]
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Look at you.
I'd buy the pin up calendar.
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I think you'd be the only one but thank you.
I'm obviously not as good at taking pictures as you are.
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Don't sell yourself short. You look good.
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If I didn't have to be up at 6am tomorrow I would be headed over to help you scrub those hard to reach areas.
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If you didn't have to be up at 6 AM tomorrow, I'd invite you over to help me scrub those hard to reach areas.
If it helps, I'm wearing a goopy green face mask. It wouldn't have been alluring from the other angle.
What's getting you up so early?
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Work.
I have to pick someone up from the airport and make sure they get to where they're headed safely.
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[She sends a selfie, somehow managing to convey a dubious look despite the green goop all over her face. Her hair is piled up on top of her head, and she's angled the shot to just be from her shoulders and above.]
Your usual someone, or are you moonlighting?
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[He saves that picture as well because she looks real cute.]
A friend of one of my usual clients.
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Deep hydration and skin nourishment. It helps make your skin soft and smooth.
It must be nice when you have a client you can vouch for.
Be careful. Let me know if you need anything.
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It is, although sometimes it doesn't stop things from going tits up.
I will.
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Face skin is delicate.
Do you want to try one?
Unfortunate, but true.
Good.
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Uh, I'll pass.
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It feels amazing.
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Especially considering you have evidence that I turned into a slime monster.
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How's the bath feeling?
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Unreasonably nice. I should do this more often.
That should have said slime not smile, stupid phone
i didn't even notice haha
That's because you're awesome
i'll take it!