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[flippin_peachy]

Why thank you.
A little bit, are you in the tub yet or still running it?

[pagekaren]

Officially in it.
I even brought a tray in so I can have the gatorum while I relax.

[flippin_peachy]

Now that's dedication to your awful cocktail. But also a very luxurious and nice mental picture.

[pagekaren]

Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it.

[Karen "helpfully" sends him a photo - the shot is mostly the mounds of suds in her bathtub, with the tray propped up along side the tub. Her bare knee is visible through the suds, and there's a couple of candles on the tray along side her blue gatorum cocktail.]

[flippin_peachy]

[He isn't expecting a tub photo but he certainly isn't complaining about getting one, it makes him smile and admire the curve of her bare leg.]

Now that's quite the set up, I'm almost jealous.

[pagekaren]

Almost makes you want to try the gatorum, doesn't it?

[flippin_peachy]

Not at all, but it does make me think about how gorgeous your legs are.

[pagekaren]

Oh, these old things?

[Karen is clearly not above being a bit of a tease, considering she sends another picture. This time, her legs are visible to about the mid-thigh, crossed at the ankle with her heels balanced lightly on the tub faucet.]

[flippin_peachy]

Oh.

[Well he's saving that picture, isn't he?]

Wow.

[pagekaren]

Ha.
I'm a little disappointed I can't see the face you're making right now. Something tells me it's a good one.

[flippin_peachy]

You want to see me looking like a fool?

[pagekaren]

I doubt you look like a fool.

[flippin_peachy]

Oh I absolutely do, mouth all agape and eyes buggin out of my head.

[pagekaren]

Wow, full cartoon wolf style?

[flippin_peachy]

Maybe a little less drool but close.

[pagekaren]

Make sure you stay away from any elaborately detailed tunnel murals you see painted on the side of a building.

[flippin_peachy]

I'll try my best.

[A moment later Karen gets a text photo of him sitting shirtless at his kitchen table, gun parts spread out on it with a cup of tea nearby. He feels a little silly sending it but hopefully she likes it.]

[pagekaren]

[Karen smiles fondly when she sees the picture he sends back. The combination of the tea and the gun parts does seem very him. And it's not like it's a chore to look at him shirtless.]

Look at you.
I'd buy the pin up calendar.

[flippin_peachy]

[He has to laugh at that idea.]

I think you'd be the only one but thank you.
I'm obviously not as good at taking pictures as you are.

[pagekaren]

But I would be an incredibly enthusiastic audience.
Don't sell yourself short. You look good.

[flippin_peachy]

And you look bloody alluring.
If I didn't have to be up at 6am tomorrow I would be headed over to help you scrub those hard to reach areas.

[pagekaren]

Now that's a hell of a compliment.
If you didn't have to be up at 6 AM tomorrow, I'd invite you over to help me scrub those hard to reach areas.
If it helps, I'm wearing a goopy green face mask. It wouldn't have been alluring from the other angle.
What's getting you up so early?

[flippin_peachy]

Oh I don't know about that, I bet the goopy green face mask would really bring out your eyes.

Work.
I have to pick someone up from the airport and make sure they get to where they're headed safely.

[pagekaren]

I appreciate your vote of confidence. However...

[She sends a selfie, somehow managing to convey a dubious look despite the green goop all over her face. Her hair is piled up on top of her head, and she's angled the shot to just be from her shoulders and above.]

Your usual someone, or are you moonlighting?

[flippin_peachy]

Well would you look at that, you've turned into a slime monster. What's the stuff supposed to do anyways?

[He saves that picture as well because she looks real cute.]

A friend of one of my usual clients.